For those of you that really pay attention, you will remember The Keymaster, one of the world’s great palates and collectors, a man who realizes that older is better, you better, the best. Every meal that I have ever had with him has been nothing short of spectacular, and this most recent evening was no exception. We drove about 30 minutes outside of his European home to find a Grand Award winning restaurant. We still brought our own wines, of course.

Oh Yes I Did

The first two wines were Champagnes, and everything was served blind. The Keymaster doesn’t just let everyone in that easily, you know. The first bubbly had a great, fresh nose of salted caramel, minerals, wheat and seltzer. The palate was initially a laser light show with its long, zippy personality, and it was tasty with great flavors of apple and minerals. This was a 100% Pinot Noir from d’Ambonnay, the first vintage of 2004 Jacques Selosses Le Bout du Clos. Man, I hope I got that right. It was so delicious for such a young Champagne; then again, that’s that signature Selosses…always so damn delicious. Apparently only 600-900 bottles were made of this insanely rare bottling, but I am just going by my notes and what I was told, for the record. It fattened and mellowed (95).

The Keymaster noted, ‘mature pineapple, exotic mango and a lot of sweetness.’ There were orange fruits with a Galliano kiss and some wet rock. There was also some rusty nail and honey drops in its smoky nose. It definitely had a deeper color, but Sebastien was still appreciating its ‘effervescence.’ Its rusty flavors were hammered in by its hard, full acidity. This was a strong wine, almost robotic and violent. ‘Aggressive’ and ‘on fire’ came from the crowd. This was bigger but felt more chemistry than natural science. It was an old release of NV Jacques Selosses Contraste, released in 2008. I love Selosses, but I don’t think his NV cuvees get better over time (94).

Two Is Always Better Than One

A pair of whites came next, and the first had a toasty, kernel-fueled nose with some marzipan edges. This was a broad-shouldered nose that was icy, big and smoky. It felt like a fitting perfume for Snow White. It was served a bit cold and got more aromatic with air and warmth, becoming ‘more roasted and fat’ per The Keymaster. It got coconutty but didn’t have a complicated finish, and it was agreed that it was not that long and a touch square. It was a 1999 Domaine Leflaive Puligny Montrachet Les Pucelles (92).

99 Bottles of White Burg on the Table

The second white had a much oakier nose with a bandaid applied, and it, too, was also served too cold. ‘More Montrachet’ came from one of our quartet, and it did feel richer, but I didn’t think we were in Montrachet land. Sebastien called this wine ‘a real man,’ or perhaps he was just fantasizing out loud lol. There was a lot of tree, forest and log cabin action with a whole lotta potpourri going on. Someone noted, ‘popcorn and caramel,’ in this long, balanced and smooth 1999 Coche-Dury Puligny Montrachet Les Enseigneres. Exotic, perfumed and sexy, this Coche was a ‘mini-Batard’ per The Keymaster. Sebastien came up with a new adjective, ‘pophorny.’ Perhaps he was thinking about that real man again (94).

Yum

The first red you could serve with a spoon. It was an amazing nose that screamed Pinot City with its deep, saucy red fruits, menthol and good chlorine…good chlorine like on a hot, summer day. Asphalt joined the party and The Keymaster noted ‘brown sugar.’ There was ‘a ripeness in the mouth’ per Seb, and a touch of autumn leaf to its tangy, dark fruit flavors. Citrus and leather lingered, and I was stunned to learn this was decanted three hours ago! It was long in the belly, and cream, prune, mint and tobasco came out in this solid 1983 DRC La Tache. Tertiary aromas and flavors of rosemary, garrigue and Provencal herbs came out in this exotic and minerally wine, one that was a touch ‘dry’ per Sebastien. I love ’83 red Burgs, especially from DRC, and while this was still excellent, it definitely didn’t need three hours of air time. I think it cost it a couple points (93).

1983 Me

Even though this ’83 counterpart was also decanted three hours ago, it felt deeper and stronger, but it had to overcome some must/cardboard/wet tree bark thing. Mushroom, ‘wet paper’ and ‘fruity wet dog’ came from the crowd. There was great minerality to its nose, and more acid stick here. The palate was fresh with no signs of must, except the thought that I must drink more of this. There was nice leather to its long finish. Most preferred the nose of the La Tache, and the palate of this 1983 Henri Jayer Echezeaux. Its palate was deeper, sweeter and longer, and the nose improved while gaining a candied twist. It got more LT than the LT got it, if that makes sense (95).

A Cork is a Cork, Of Course, Of Course

The next wine had an exciting, black chocolate nose. ‘Petruska’ and ‘a sweet dish’ were used to describe this slutty Pomerol, and I say that with all the best connotations in mind . Its nose was deep and heavy with aromas of marzipan and chewing tobacco, and this soon made itself clear that it was a BIG-TIME wine. I couldn’t stop drinking this rich and chunky 1975 Petrus, which was all the more better when it was revealed how the fill was a touch lower than most would accept. I would gladly take three of these over a single bottle of 2005 or 2009, but maybe that’s just me (97).

The second wine wasn’t a match for the Petrus. There were more wheat, licorice and spinal tap aromas in this 1975 Cheval Blanc. It almost flashed me some Pomerol skin before going in a Rhone pepper direction. Its mix of herbs were intriguing, and it finished cleanly and freshly (93).

Petrus Always Wins

We were told the last wine of the night was a 97 point Burghound wine, so we knew it was Burgundy . It had an open, saucy nose that was full, rich and hearty. There were aromas of bouillon, roasted fruit, menthol and a touch of beef. Leather, rust and autumn were present in this wise yet youthful wine. This was a great wine, with outstanding acidity and zip, with supporting characters of barnwood and earth. It likely wasn’t an original bottling, but this 1933 Pierre Gaunoux Pommard Rugiens was still great (95).

I Know What You’re Thinking

The Keymaster always fits.

In Vino Veritas,
JK

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